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32 个已安息的密码

WiFi 密码长眠于此。

埋葬你见过最糟糕的 WiFi 密码,赢取价值 50 英镑的自选礼品卡。到了 2026 年,不该再有人抄着黑板上的密码连网了。

请仅提交已废弃或虚构的密码。切勿包含场所名称。

Free to enter. Business professionals 18+. Closes 8 Nov 2026. T&Cs apply.

向墓穴致意

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Guest123!
The exclamation mark is creative at least...
酒店
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PubWifi2016
Shouted across the bar for eight years.
酒吧
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SleepWell!
Printed on the key cards. All of them.
酒店
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FreeWifi2018
Outlived the jukebox, 2018 - 2026
酒吧
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Room101
Given to every room. Including 102.
酒店
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SummerSale
Outlasted eleven summer sales
零售店
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Company123
Onboarding slide 4, 2017 - 2026
办公室
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TillPoint4
The tills used it too. That was the problem.
零售店
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Welcome!
On the whiteboard. Under "do not erase".
办公室
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VanWifi01
Travelled 60,000 miles unchanged
其他
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Meeting Room
Read aloud on every video call
办公室
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Staff&Guests1
One network for everyone. What could go wrong?
零售店
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Wifi4Free
Free to everyone within 200 metres
其他
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Breakfast7
Changed weekly. Announced never.
酒店
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Library123
Shared by 4,000 students. Loved by none.
园区
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QuizNight22
Harder than the quiz, 2022 - 2026
酒吧
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BeerGarden
Only worked if you stood by the bins
酒吧
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TheUsual1
Everyone knew it. Nobody wrote it down.
酒吧
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TempAccess
Temporary since 2016
办公室
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Reception1
Written on a laminated card, 2015 - 2026
酒店
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LectureHall
On a slide, on a screen, in a photo, online
园区
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Welcome2020
Survived three managers and a refit
酒店
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Finance2024
Only Finance was meant to have it, 2024 - 2026
办公室
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changeme
It never was.
办公室

排行榜

最受哀悼的密码

  1. 1FreeWifi2018Outlived the jukebox, 2018 - 20262
  2. 2GuestGuestSaid twice, for clarity1
  3. 3Finance2024Only Finance was meant to have it, 2024 - 20261
  4. 4BeerGardenOnly worked if you stood by the bins1
  5. 5Wifi4FreeFree to everyone within 200 metres1

本周奖品

50 英镑自选礼品卡

商家由你指定。拿去犒劳自己,或者买点能彻底淘汰 WiFi 密码的好东西。

Issued as a digital voucher for a retailer of the winner’s choice, subject to availability in the winner’s country. No cash alternative.

每周最具悲剧色彩的墓志铭将胜出。

大奖

100 英镑礼品卡。愿它安息(也愿你花得开心)。

获奖者将于 11 月 12 日在 Smart Retail Tech Expo 揭晓。提交截止日期为 11 月 8 日。适用条款与条件。

Vouchers are supplied by Purple. The retailers whose vouchers are offered are not sponsors of, and are not connected with, this competition in any way.

Free to enter. No purchase necessary. Open to business professionals aged 18+ entering with a company email address, in countries where Purple can issue vouchers. Opens 00:01 BST on 19 October 2026 and closes 23:59 GMT on 8 November 2026. This is a judged competition: one weekly winner and one grand prize winner are chosen for the most creative epitaphs. Weekly prize: a £50 voucher for a retailer of the winner’s choice. Grand prize: a £100 voucher for a retailer of the winner’s choice. Vouchers are subject to availability in the winner’s country and there is no cash alternative. Promoter: Purple WiFi Limited, Annie Kenney Mill, Hudson Street, Chadderton, Oldham, England, OL9 7FQ. Full T&Cs apply.

致以敬意

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Retired or made-up passwords only. Never submit a password that’s in use, or the name of any venue, business, place or person. Every tombstone is moderated before it’s published. By submitting, you allow Purple to publish your tombstone, without your name or company, in the graveyard, on social media and in our marketing.

We’ll use your details to run the competition, check you’re eligible and contact you if you win. Taking part may lead to follow-up from our sales team about Purple’s products and services. See our privacy policy for more.

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Guest1234
贴在收银机上的纸条,2019 - 2026
酒吧

No live passwords were harmed in the making of this graveyard. All tombstones are moderated before they’re published.

Free to enter. No purchase necessary. Open to business professionals aged 18+ entering with a company email address, in countries where Purple can issue vouchers. Opens 00:01 BST on 19 October 2026 and closes 23:59 GMT on 8 November 2026. This is a judged competition: one weekly winner and one grand prize winner are chosen for the most creative epitaphs. Weekly prize: a £50 voucher for a retailer of the winner’s choice. Grand prize: a £100 voucher for a retailer of the winner’s choice. Vouchers are subject to availability in the winner’s country and there is no cash alternative. Promoter: Purple WiFi Limited, Annie Kenney Mill, Hudson Street, Chadderton, Oldham, England, OL9 7FQ. Full T&Cs apply.

Vouchers are supplied by Purple. The retailers whose vouchers are offered are not sponsors of, and are not connected with, this competition in any way.

This competition is not sponsored, endorsed or administered by LinkedIn.

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赢取价值 50 英镑的自选礼品卡 · 适用条款与条件